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Apparently, I'm having Taryn's baby. She's spreading weird rumors about that. No no - she's not having my baby... I'm having *her* baby. And Steph is apparently ok with it.

It all started when my metabolism got a jumpstart from my climbing abilities. Now I've been unable to sate my appetite. This evening at work, my hands were shaking from low blood sugar after not eating for 5 hours.

In terms of cravings, I've been craving steak. Burgers don't do it, and neither does tofu or other protein alternatives. I'm almost at the point of dreaming about steak while I'm awake.

Ever seen "Madagascar"? Well, I'm Alex the Lion. Yeah - in a matter of days I'll start dreaming that steaks are falling from heaven, imagine that lemurs are food and start biting my best friend's butt during a bad hallucination. Go see the movie and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Oh - and Taryn sees our living situation as akin to "Three's Company". Apparently, I'm Janet, Steph is Chrissy and Taryn is Jack. Don't ask. I'm just planning on eating one of them if I don't get some steak in me soon.