Extreme redundancies...

As Joe put it: "Another example of the disastrous state of public education"... *sigh*

I think a close second is the water company "Penta" that supposedly has manufactured water to be "structurally different than normal water" where it has clusters of five molecules of H20. Riiiiiiight...

I need to capitalize on the idiocy of American society too - my product will be fat free O2 that's been put into clusters of 6 molecules. I'll sell it to the American public and hope anyone stupid enough to buy something like that will magically exit the gene pool. The best part will be the name - I'll call it "Hex".