Who clipped my wings?!

God damn it - now somehow I've injured my left wrist while climbing on slopers. Let's review my current injuries:

Right shoulder. Potential impingement. Can climb, but limited range of motion.
Left wrist. Unknown injury. Hurts like hell.
Left knee. Occasional pains.
Right middle finger. Limited range of motion. No monos for that finger.

So basically, I'm fine in climbing if I can do something that uses left elbow hooks, pulling straight down with my right hand, with all my weight on my right foot, while all the while not using my middle finger at all.

I'm a gimp. I'm starting a club now. Who wants to join?