REI Quiz

The REI radio quiz questions made by copacino + fujikado. How many "yes" answers do you get?

REI Radio

Do you consider gorp a food group?
Have you convinced yourself that you look pretty good in bicycle shorts?
Have you ever had a mosquito bite on your buttocks?
Do you consider bear repellant a romantic gift
Do you match your socks to your crampons?
Have you ever named a pet after a climbing equipment (*bark bark*. "sit Twist Lock Carabiner... good boy")
If your kayak due for its 40,000 mile check up?
Do you dream of nyloprene fabrics?
Do you measure happiness with an altimeter?
Have you ever shaved your eyebrows for aerodynamic puroposes?
Do you own more short pants than long pants
Do you think ancient civilizations that worshipped the sun were onto something?
Have you ever had a powerful urge to have moisture wicked from your body?
Do you find yourself wearing your bicycle helmet even though you're sitting in your cubicle?
Does your To Do list include the item "air out the tent"?
Do you feel sap rising?
Is it yours?
Does your bike weigh less than your sack lunch?
Did you bring a kayak to your company picnic?
Is your lucky number SPF 30?
Can you put up a tent faster than you can put up your pants?
Do your games of hide and seek require a GPS unit?
Do you consider s'mores a 3 course meal?
Is the pine scent in your car coming from you?
Do you consider toilet paper a luxury?
Do the pants you're wearing have more than one zipper?
Do you use a headlamp to help you read at night?
Have you been saving snow from last winter in your freezer?
Can you prepare s'mores while wearing gloves?
Have you ever had a runny nose turn into an icicle?
Do you know the difference between a bella clava and a baclava?
Do you own wind blocking underpants?
Did you ever have an occasion where you wished you owned wind blocking underpants?
Have you ever brought freeze dried anything to a pot luck?
Do you own Dress-Snowshoes?
Is your GPS WAAP backtrack enabled?
Can you explain what the previous question means?
Can you use the word "buttress" without giggling?
Do you have a favorite sherpa?
Do you know the difference between a belay device and an ascender?

I get only 11 yes answers... :(