My Epitaph

Wikiquote has a great collection of epitaphs which I've been reading during my spare time at work (in between processing jobs, I swear!!!). I wanted one. Without the death of course.

I'm no where near as clever as most of these people with cool epitaphs, so I contacted Spot to write me an epitaph if I die in the next 37 years. This is what he wrote back:

Here Lies James "Jimmy Fingerpads" Obayashi, Sith.
1973 - 2005
He taught us that one can die from self "Force Choking", and simultaneously that maybe we as a society ought to see if people are all right first during times of apparent duress...before we laugh in their asphyxiating faces.


p.s. Dude, it was still pretty funny.