Worst. Movie. Ever.

Last weekend while moving, I intentionally attempted to waste my time, life and money by renting a blockbuster B-movie slasher film. I was successful to the nth degree where n is any number not imaginary. Stop imagining what n could be. Any case, this movie was called "Andre the Butcher". Basically it was softcore porn with slashing, but minus the porn (cept for a few closeup nipple shots), a scene with two girls making out, and Ron Jeremy dressed up like the guy from texas chainsaw massacre (replace leather mask with welder's mask though...).

You desperately wanted to skip past the dialogue to the porn scenes...
however, this left one completely in despair b/c THERE WERE NO PORN
SCENES. It was awesome.

Horrible dialogue, atrocious acting, unbelieveable plot line - if you
could give negative points, this would be the all time vacuum of
the movie point universe. It would absorb points from dvds that
neighbored it at blockbuster. Yet, I had fun being successful in my
quest.