Why I'm me.

Recently I was reminded that some of my friends think I'm strange / odd / unorthodox. Not a bad thing - I take pride in it.

I tell them all it's to keep the telemarketers from calling me. Honestly, if you were a telemarketer, would you really want to call a guy who would immediately answer with something like "hold on a sec - placing the last piece of sushi strategically on my friend's naked body for tonight's dinner. It's International Seal Day - we figure we'd eat seafood in honor of our baby seals that went clubbing"?