I didn't need that did I?

I think I'm still sleepy after 5 hours of sleep and 4 cups of stout - I nearly walked out of my house this morning without any pants on. That would have been embarrassing showing up to Johnnie's:

"Hey Johnnie, thanks for making me breakfast. What? Oh - you're right.. I have no f'in pants on! Hmm... isn't this the part that I wake up from this nightmare?"

Awkward.