Slightly less bored

Day 2:

Taryn never came home last night. She had fun without me. Only companion was boredom. I damn her ovaries. It's ok - I'm definitely the prettiest one in the house now.

Slightly less bored today. Took shower. Shaved. Shaved again. Raised temperature of water. Scalded myself. Not fun, but less boring that standing in shower of lukewarm water. Mental note: find new hobby in shower.

Steph coming home in about 3 hours. Boredom should subside once she comes home. Have errands to run until then. Hopefully errands will run instead of walk. Have riding crop just in case.

Read Spot's email about his work. He works in Hell. Due to this new empirical evidence, cannot stay atheist. Will convert to Discordianism. This way, I can be a Pope... or was it poop?